Dysfunction-teachers

Mr.Coach Zebedee-He is a geography, history and maths teacher. He drinks matinees and is obsessed with coffee. Chris is considered by his students really weird.

Coach Cube:Coach Cube, called that by anyone because of how his body is freakishly square shaped, is the gym teacher. He is a veteran of the 1st Gulf war and he forces his students into military themed exercises. He hates 'wetties and weirdos', and he considers Dr.Noodles one too.

Ethel Ratburg, the over religious dinner lady:Ethel Ratburg is the school canteen chief and is really religious. She praises everything she sees or does. E.G. 'Praise the lord for this high mighty slice of pizza I'm serving y'all!' Ethel tends to get anyone is the school to sing along with her with songs like 'Come by are my lord', much to the annoyance to them and even Noodles, who is an atheist.